HEY, WHAT SMELLS?: 7 NEW CELEBRITY FRAGRANCES FOR 2015

I can't take any credit for these, but if you're in the market for a new signature fragrance that captures the moment we are living through, Bill Maher's marketing team is trying out a few new ads. Honestly, some look like they might stink –or at the very least get you kicked out of an awards banquet. I have to say, I am a little partial to "Inevitable" –but to the GOP it must smell like napalm in the morning.

REAL ESTATE PORN: BLACK DESERT HOUSE

The desert is always a stark setting for any modern architecture to stand out but Black Desert House was conceived to disappear as a mere shadow cast across the boulders. Situated in Yucca Valley, it offers the ultimate desert experience –immersion into the timelessness of the California desert panorama. From the looks of these pictures here, it’s in one of those architectural settings that make it impossible to take a bad picture. By day, it shelters like a cave with all of the modern conveniences and at by night it seems to disappear into darkness. The simple geometry of the design minimizes any distractions, while floor-to-ceilings walls eliminate indoor-outdoor distinctions. The sheltered entry courtyard opens to broad view terraces, at an elevation of over 4000 feet. On 2.5 acres, the gated residence has 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, and a pool and it’s on the market now, for what seems like a bargain price of $975,000.

13 AMAZING DESIGNS FOR A NEW LONDON BRIDGE

London Bridge is being built, not falling down. Well, not THAT London Bridge but a new one from Nine Elms to Pimlico. Hundreds of submissions from around the world poured in for this bridge competition in London and of 74 imaginative, striking, and offbeat designs were selected to advance to the next round of eliminations. I’ve culled those down to a baker’s dozen. The pedestrian bridge will connect two growing neighborhoods on opposite sides of the Thames. The designs will be judged by the people who know the area best —a panel of residents. Submissions from up to four teams will be shortlisted for the next round of competition, where they will further detail their concepts. The council plans to announce the panel’s decision—and the chosen contestants—later this month. I vote for the waterfall bridge, which must use the river water in circulation. To see the rest of of the designs, go here