Full disclosure: I’m from Texas. I was born in the Rio Grand Valley and grew up in Houston. My brother lives in Austin and I go back to Texas fairly regularly. Houston & Dallas are not friendly, you could even say they are arch rivals really but honestly, I’m not sure about a lot of digs on these maps. A LOT of them make sense… in Houston; Speed Traps, Rich White People, More Rich White People, You’ll Get Shot Here and Lots of Houses That Look The Same. In Dallas; Big Hair, Scary Rednecks, Gun Totin’ Patriots and Prom Limos all make sense. You’re Welcome. (via Judgmental Maps)