TELL YOUR ENEMIES "EAT A BAG OF D*CKS!"

Yes, now you can LIERALLY tell your enemies to “Eat a bag of dicks!” Sent anonymously, this will get your point across in a way that no one is likely to misinterpret. A tasty gift or just an funny reminder that someone should stuff it? Leave the recipient guessing. However, it as a disclaimer, DicksByMail.com adds this caveat…

“This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.”

I’m making a list right now. One bag, I’m definitely sending for their birthday… YOU know who you are – and it’s really perfect that they were born with a penis-inspired name.