Well, out of the 80 countries “researched”… (not sure how they were researched –like the census, but with tape measures and porno mags?) …the average erect penis size is 5.5 inches. Here are some notable findings. FYI, the proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone:
* North Korea has the smallest dick size on average at 3.8 inches (sad face)
* The most well hung country in our study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo with an average of 7.1 inches.
* On average, South America is the most well hung continent at 6.36 inches
* Only 3 % of men worldwide are over 8 inches.
* Only 6 % of men actually need extra large condoms.
* Of the 80 countries included, the U.S. ranks #61 in average erect penis size.
(Top image, Andy Warhol/Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers album sleeve: via The Daily Hit)