@SHUTUPMIKE MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST THING ON TWITTER...

If you are looking around for a Twitter account that’s pretty much guaranteed to make you snicker if not literally LOL. @ShutUpMike is the one you need to follow.

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15 ROCK-SOLID NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN TOTALLY STICK TO...

OMG, who the fuck am I kidding? You aren’t even going to make it to the end of this list…

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WOMAN RECREATES CELEB INSTAGRAM PICS ALL WRONG –BUT THEY'RE SO RIGHT!

Australian funny lady, Celeste B. given over her Instagram making hilarious recreations of celebrity pictures. Here are some her best photo parodies, but check out more here.

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20 HILARIOUS PROTEST MESSAGES, "I'M SO MAD, I MADE A SIGN!"

There are serious protests happening in North Dakota and at Dump Tower (see next post) that are no joke but we all need a break in these unfunny times. These signs are some of the best one-liners on cardboard you’ll see, but my all-time favorite isn’t here…

“I’m so mad I made a sign.”

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MAKEUP EYEBROWS MAKE THESE DOGS LOOK SO MUCH BETTER

Some dogs are cute no matter what but I think these pictures Sad and Useless collected pretty much prove that dogs are so much prettier with makeup eyebrows. And from the looks, some are clearly hookers. Yaas, bitch!

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#THEINTERNETNAMESANIMALS

Sad and Useless has collected (and contributed) to the renaming of some strange and even common animals. They all make a LOT more sense than the real ones, especially Danger Noodle & American Murder Log. (We’re looking at you gators and snakes.)

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YEAH, SURE. THAT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE

I don’t know what to tell you but the universe seems to be involved in a vast, far-reaching conspiracy. Do you need anymore proof that these pics? 

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SOLID PROOF THAT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS REALLY AN OTTER

Do you need more proof than this? I’m not sure what this means for Benedict Cumberbatch‘s movie career, recent marriage to a human woman or what their kids might look like… but look, Cumberbitches, I have eyes. Duh!

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WHAT IF CARTOONS LOOKED THEIR REAL AGE?

Sad and Useless brings us Russian artist Andrew Tarusov, who created this series of of famous cartoon characters to show us what they’d look like today if they’d all aged like the Hollywood we know. Kinda sad and hilarious –and then sad again.

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IT SEEMS THERE'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX...

If you needed photographic evidence – here you go. My spies have been collecting data and pics all over the globe for years now (oddly, these glitches occur more often in subways and buses…?) Anyway, this isn’t photoshop kids. You like that blue pill…?

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