#DUMPTOWER: TRUMP'S NYC HOME-BASE GOT A NEW NAME ON GOOGLE MAPS YESTERDAY...

For a few hours, Emperor Cheeto‘s golden skyscraper in Manhattan went through a bit a rebranding, courtesy of some hacker that has my own heart as well as many others.

Trump Tower was renamed Dump Tower on Google Maps Saturday and the change garnered lots of attention on Twitter.

A spokesperson for Google has disappointingly said it has been changed back. Let’s hope something this humiliating can happen to the Tangerine Nightmare every single day for the next four years.

(via USA Today)

FORGET HIS POLITICS, WANT TO SEE WHAT TRUMP WOULD DO TO THE WHITE HOUSE?

During a scripted moment while giving his speech, Donald Trump announced that he was running for president, pointed skyward, and Rockin’ In The Free Worldbegan playing. Of course, Neil Youngobjected to the use of his song, but might The Donald have just been referring to his rockin’ pad upstairs? His apartment, done up in 24K gold and marble, was designed decades ago by Angelo Donghia in Louis XIV style and as you can see, the over-the-top of the top penthouse apartment is, like Trump, “all class.” That view is to die for and there IS, undeniably, some Liberace/ Vegas/ Michael Jacksonappeal, but can you imagine living like this for 30 years, without an update? He says he wants to 

“Make America Great Again” 

…but, thank the gods, his chances are about as good as me winning The Apprentice. What if he really has NO interest in politics? Maybe he is just Jonesin’ to get into The White House so he can redecorate to look like Versailles! Maybe that’s his evil plan.