Just feast your eyes on what used to pass for lunch and dinner. Fudge made of cheese? 7-Up mixed with milk? Ham in aspic? Sorry to gross you out, but these vintage recipes are all Weight Watchers approved. They will keep you looking trim for bathing suit weather by putting you off eating altogether. You know, that “Hook-Up” Cookbook does sound kinda sexy and,
“Hey, are those banana candles, or are you just happy to see me!?“
All of this reminded me of the modern equivalent of the best bad food idea ever; Hot Pocket! Jim Gaffigan‘s vintage routine still kills, viewing after viewing so, I’ve topped all this off with that for dessert. Bon Appetité! (Flush Po-cket!)
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