18 OBVIOUS SIGNS WE ARE GETTING DUMBER

You may have seen that Trump, while on his Middle East trip, told Israelis that he 

“just got back from the Middle East.”

This is the President of the United States. So, it’s no wonder that it seems, if you look around there are signs that we ARE getting dumber. Note these pics, as well as the fact that we elected Trump POTUS. #Sad

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THE REAL MEANING OF 13 COMMON WORDS

You speak English, right? You went to school and you have Google at your fingertips. It’s funny then how you never knew the TRUE meaning of these commonly used words. You learn something new everyday.

THE SPLIT SECOND BEFORE EPIC FAILURE

Timing is everything and these photographs caught the last moment before these poor creatures experienced disaster. I know, I want to see the next frame too…

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BRILLIANT(LY IDIOTIC) INVENTIONS

There’s stupid and then there’s BRILLIANTLY stupid. These Jerry-rigged contraptions get the job done in a pinch but some of them look pretty dangerous. Nevertheless, looks like where there’s a will and a need and a genius moron –there’s a way!

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SOMETIMES JESUS CAN BE A REAL JERK...

Oh. Your. Dad. Really. Give it a rest. Most of the time you are goodness and light and a great example for humanity. (Your followers, on the other hand –oh, don’t get me started.) Jesus Christ, Jesus!

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THE WORST KID'S HAIRSTYLES EVER (NO, REALLY. EVER.)

I guess we’ve all had questionable hair-dos, or rather hair-don’ts, but these are really world-class awful. How they get started, I have NO idea? I guess these parents own mirrors and magazines…? Maybe everyone in their town goes to the same stylist and they all tell each other they look great? Anyway, you’re welcome?

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9 REASONS WHY GAY MARRIAGE IS JUST WRONG!

Yes. You're reading it here now, although Sad and Useless put these common sense ideas about Gay Marriage into memes. Take all nine in – it’s sad and USEFUL information. Makes a lot of sense when you read it. Duh. Let’s just hope The Supreme Court doesn’t get wind of these arguments before they rule on marriage equality this summer.

HIPSTER EXTREME

It’s parodied on Portlandia and if you live in certain parts of Brooklyn, it’s seen on every street corner. Some of these shots must have been taken in Portland and Williamsburg, but you also might get a glimpse of your neighborhood in Austin, the East Village or Silverlake. Dude, which is your fave? I think it’s a toss-up between a typewriter (manual or electric) and spinning vinyl with headphones at a coffee shop for the Hipster Extreme Hall of Fame. (via Sad and Useless)

LOW-BUDGET, LAST-MINUTE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

Yes, you have 2 weeks to pull something together, but in case you don’t care or always wait until the last minute, here are a few ideas for cheap Halloween costumes. Some are kinda clever, some groaners, but most will just (barely) get you into the party if a costume is “required”. You’re welcome?

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