TOM FORD'S 20,000 ACRE NEW MEXICO RANCH HAS ITS OWN WILD WEST TOWN

We’ve known of Tom Ford's Tadao-Ando designed home for a bit, but it’s news that he’s put on the market. It’s called the Cerro Pelon Ranch  located in the Galisteo Basin not far from Santa Fe, New Mexico. Yes, it covers over 20,000 acres, and includes it’s own landing strip, equestrian facilities like you’ve never seen before, and even its own old west town used in such movies like Lonesome Dove, All the Pretty Horses and Wild, Wild West. The wild, wild west of Tom Ford’s vision has been tamed and it can be yours for $75 million. (All the pretty horses, not included.)

CRUZ THROWS SHADE AT RUBIO FOR HIS "HIGH-HEELED BOOTIES"

Ted Cruz is leading his fellow Cuban-American senator, Marco Rubio, in the polls, but he is throwing shade nonetheless. Rick Tyler, Cruz’s communications director, tweeted Tuesday.

“A Vote for Marco Rubio Is a Vote for Men’s High-Heeled Booties”

He linked to an article with that headline by New York Magazine’s fashion blog, The Cut. Vanity Fair also speculated where he gets his Chelsea boots, but Rubio’s campaign told Politico they were on the more modest end of spectrum. Florsheims. Similar ones to Rubio’s on the Florsheim website sell for around $100.

It all started with the tweet below from New York Times reporter Michael Barbaro, who first noticed Rubio’s boots Monday.

I dup up a few options; from an $85 pair on Zappos, to an $1800 pair by Tom Ford. But for the record, this isn’t about fashion choices or $$ for Rubio. He is 5’8″.

Zappos, $85

3.1 Philip Lim, $525

John Varvatos, $798

Maison Margiella, $1080

Tom Ford, $1800

(via Politico)

#PHALLUS-Y: STUDY SHOWS HOMOPHOBIC MEN ARE AROUSED BY GAY MALE SEX

Freud theorized that people often have the most hateful and negative attitudes towards things they secretly crave, but feel that they shouldn’t have. Well, you know he’s right –and men who are the most opposed to male homosexuality have particularly strong homosexual urges for other men. Get this. A recent study asked heterosexual men how comfortable and anxious they are around gay men. Based on these scores, they then divided these men into two groups: men that are homophobic, and men who are not. These men were then shown three videos; one with straight sex, one with lesbian sex and one with gay male sex. While they were, a device attached to each participant’s penis that triggered sexual arousal (but not other types of arousal like nervousness, or fear.) When viewing lesbian sex and straight sex, both the homophobic and the non-homophobic men showed increased penis circumference. For gay male sex though, only the homophobic men showed heightened penis arousal. Those heterosexual men with the most anti-gay attitudes had reported NOT being sexually aroused by gay male sex videos. But, their penises said otherwise. As Billy Shakespeare said, “The lady doth protest too much.” Yaass, gurl!

Keith Haring’s 12 foot phallus at the de Young made some people uncomfortable, no doubt.

…and just in time for gift-giving season Tom Ford brings us the necklace to make your Uncle Joe REALLY nervous at Christmas get togethers. (Also perfect for the retiring porn star!) It’s called “penis pendant necklace,” so there’s no doubt about what it is, Catholics, and it’s offered in silver and gold, in three sizes: small, medium, and large. All are $790, which is democratic –and expensive. It had better be LARGE GOLD, if you’re trying to flatter or impress the giftee. Insert dick joke here. (via Psychology Today)